Monty Python tourism

Last night in a small Thai restaurant by the Big Buddha bay in Koh Samui I saw a very Monty Pythonesque tourist. This guy was an about fifty year old German sitting with some Englishmen and their Thai ladyfriends who didn't seem too keen on him. He spoke English like the Hungarian tourists with the guidebook. The stuff he was saying was like "you know what I mean, wink wink". He moved like the Ministry of Silly Walks. He looked like a guy who'd lose his leg to a Tiger! in Africa! Unbelievable.